All the ducks are swimming in the water...

Where hooligans on E, and we’re too wired to bother with any of you.

“

—	(via dirty-rock-and-roller)

5th Ave!!!!

Some girl definitely thought she was on to something last night because I knew the words to What Took You So Long?

Banter overload.

arcticfuckingmonkeys:

thebigtangerine:

julesbuhgools:

Jesus Valensi & God (aka Helders)

(p.s. I’m a terrible person)

hahahahahahhahahha

omg yes

The band were fucking wank and I’m not having a nice time.

Every one is out for the night.

Time to listen to the Arctic Monkeys catalogue turned up to 11.

Interviewer: Will your next record be in one direction, or the other, or both?

Alex Turner: I think it will be more of the 'Wanted.'
Matt Helders: [chokes on laughter]
Alex Turner: That was a very 'in' joke, sorry. It was really necessary. My one opportunity. There are these two boy bands in the UK, one is called One Direction and the other one is called Wanted, so when you asked if the new record would be in "one direction"....